Friday 5 October 2007

Friday Prompts 0800

I wouldn't say my brother in law was fat

Amoeba

After seventeen pints of lager

I asked my wife to fill in a questionnaire

In his dreams his hair turns into snakes

There are spelling mistakes on the wall

I've been wondering about drowning

My mummy bought me an armadillo, I kept him under the bed

TOAST

Who the fuck is Jimmy Greaves?

LADDER

There's a monster in the cupboard

My killer's girdling me

How we fall

The machinery of grace is always simple

What country, friends, is this?

When I wake, the rain is falling.

The difference between a racing bike and an omelette

Death Duties

That Fucking Checkhov

After the fair I'd still a light heart

A sound like lifting an airtight lid

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